I'm so sorry for all the suspicion I've cast upon you and all the rumors I've spread about you and the fact that I've called you "stupid." You're quite old, but you're not stupid. We have this in common. More importantly, you're not the energy glutton I suspected you of being. Not at all. I called PG&E and while they agree that my bills are mysteriously high, they've cleared you completely. Please accept my sincere apologies.
I look forward to working with you for many years to come in a renewed environment of mutual trust.
P.S. Water heater? We're going to need to have a chat. The PG&E technician is coming next week to act as moderator.