1. My emails to the cyber-suitor whom I am most keen to meet are bouncing back to me, which means I may lose him before I've even found him.
2. I had graduated from strech-sitting to stack-sitting in my my posture class, but I have been demoted. It seems I am prone to sway my back, and yet also thrust my head forward, which seems impossible. In fact, this may be the most complex feat of athleticism I have ever achieved, so there's that, at least.
3. The lovely vintage pocketwatch I just got does not, in fact, keep time.
It is Friday, though. And there's a double feature of French movies at the Balboa tonight. So maybe I'll cheer up.