What I really want is to get married and move and maybe buy a new sofa. However, since not one of those things seems likely any time soon,what with being single and poor and all, I've instead spent a rather startling amount on this room spray. Still, it is a lot less costly than a new residence or even a new sofa, so, really, if you think about it, it's a bargain.
Sure, in all significant ways, my life will be the same, but it will smell different. And who knows where that will lead? I'm open to possibility.
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