Today I've gotten an email from MSN, the subject heading of which is "Date night? Be sure your friend is ready."
All I'm saying is, if that doesn't sound like some sort of condom euphemism, I don't know what does.
On the bright side, MSN seems open to the fact that I may actually be dating, rather than headed down the aisle. So, thanks MSN. Maybe you could have a little chat with J. Crew.