Conspiracy

Saturday

1. 6-7am upstairs neighbors' accursed cat.

2. 7am-present next door neighbors' newborn infant.

3. 8:24am wrong number.

4. 8:33am next door neighbors' attempt to soothe infant with liberal application of techno music.


8:36 am. Okay, okay. I'm up, people. You win.

Also? I hate you.