The reason I will never be rich is that whenever I look at the job listings outside the nonprofit section, I am overwhelmed by this sort of nonesense:
XYZ Ltd. provides technologies and services for optimizing the production and playback of entertainment content in the professional and consumer markets.
Please. Is that even English? Besides, don't you think that secretly "playback of entertainment content in the consumer market" translates to "watching a DVD in your living room?"